Well it certainly isn't the weather for Gardening! (Leave)

Twas the last night of work, before having a rest,

Though 'twas not summer weather - and wearing a vest-

I considered the prospect of four long weeks off

and startled myself til I started to cough.

For I suddenly realised the stark implication

Of suddenly gaining an extra vacation

The chance to take stock, have a rest, get a break

Was not going to be easy, and no "piece of cake".

Never mind the requirements already in place

To service car and my teeth - put a smile on my face.

With new glasses on order, a place at the gym

When I start my new job they'd say "Just look at him!"

For all the right reasons, I'd be feeling so good

From getting some respite and rest, that I would!

One problem was looming, an issue so big

it threatened to stop me from starting to dig!

For isn't that just what this leave is about?

Gardening, tidying, and sorting stuff out

I have so many plans, have been making a list

I could go on more but you must get the gist.

The kids have appointments and visits and trips

School runs and homework and somewhere to nip

There's always a problem or dilemma to fix

How to find time for me in a family of six!

It seemed so impossible I just couldn't think

so the only option right now is to sit with a drink

to consider the issue of where, how and whom

and try not give in to panic too soon.

When all of a sudden it dawns on me now

There must be a solution, a way through this somehow.

I know just the person to help me this time

The one who can work things through everytime.

She cooks and she cleans, washes and cares

Tends to the kids, the cats and the hamsters

She washes the clothes, then irons them quick

And STILL finds the time for an internet fix.

She's mastered the art of juggling life

Or at least does it well enough to cope without strife

She's always on time, the kids never late

For ballet or piano, karate or a date.

I'm wondering whether I've had it too easy

Time on the train, coffee and snoozing

The time to think straight, with no one else screaming

Is something I'm beginning to find very appealing.

For now I've an answer, a wee cunning plan

To ensure I start work a smart, fit new man

We'll work it together, this month will be great-

Sharing the fun back at home with my four kids and KATE!